Now that the series is over, I'm at at again. However, I'm requesting two things this time - Both the Admin and Bureaucrat. I'll be looking over this place in your place; you can focus your energy elsewhere.
I am pretty sure I have said I have something in the MediaWiki namespace. If I don't have anything there, I wouldn't even post this, or even go through the entire tirade of running around pestering everyone for wiki adoption.